whenever someone accidentally touches my butt and they end up being really hot
- *friend sees me drunk and leaning on the wall*
- friend: you good?
- *i look up slowly*
- me: are YOU GOOD?! shit im just chillin
I would rather wander around a store for 9 hours than ask an employee where something is and this I do not understand
Honey, who said that the love of your life had to be a man or woman you haven’t even met yet? Maybe, you are destined to be the greatest love of your own life.
— Della Hicks-Wilson (via domestic-lowlife)